Now Hiring: Workout Companion

As I sit here and nom down on a quart of Chicken Lo Mein, I feel as though I should make this official post looking for a gym buddy to get me back on track and hold me accountable for my gym schedule.

Workout Companion
Company: Amanda Needs To Workout More
Location: Planet Fitness

Job responsibilities:

  • Nag me when I say that I’m too tired to workout
  • Personally come drag me out of bed if necessary
  • Push me to work out harder
  • Show me everything I am doing wrong
  • Show me how to do everything right
  • Drink celebratory wine with me after a workout
  • Other duties as assigned


  • Experience using gym equipment
  • Proven track record of positive results
  • Must have more motivation and determination than I do
  • Enthusiasm for working out


  • Persuasiveness
  • Strong negotiator
  • Dependability

If interested, please send your resume and cover letter.